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They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy
 * Lyrics to White And Nerdy ** :

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! I wanna roll with- The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Really, really white n' nerdy

 call me vader- Tanner Wood First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND MC Escher that's my favorite MC Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawkings in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run At Pascal, well, I'm number 1 Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Happy days is my favourite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway! I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy! Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy I'd like to roll with- The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too White n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin' X-men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call? I do HTML for them all Even made a homepage for my dog! Yo! Got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin' They laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy All because I'm white n' nerdy Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy I wanna bowl with- the gangsters but oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!     I can see, it's my big opportunity And I could make it something really coolBut you, you think I'm just an unknown guyI'm hear to tell ya, George, that I'm the one to catch your eye I'd make the camera dance if you give me half a chancejust put a saber in my hand,and you can point me to the ranch Jake's legacy- he's passing on the torchAnd so I say to George: Just call me VaderBecause I'm Anakin, it's who I wanna beAnd so I'll tell you endlesslyuntil you see that I'm your VaderHere I am- pick me!and just call me Vader [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/just-call-me-vader-madison-avenue-dont-call-me-baby-lyrics-song-parodies.html ] Most every eye across the globeThey want a look at who you put in the Jedi robeAnd I'd fulfill, mmm, the role with easeI've even trained myself in talking at the time I breathe This role ain't got me spookedI can be another Luke,Just let me get onto the set,I'll whine until it makes you puke Hey, look at me- I've got the sandy hairYou say the word, I'm there Just call me VaderBecause out to the ranch is where I wanna goI'm better than DiCaprio!I'm sure you know that I'm your VaderGet on with the showand just call me Vader!

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<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #333333; display: block; font-family: tahoma,helvetica,arial,sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"> =If= If you can keep your head, when calling for a vote, and knowing if you err, it’s all your fault? If you can go for those who vacillate and float when all around are begging you to halt? If you can book your posters on a local hoarding, and never think to cancel – even one? If you can grin all through a studio recording and toss the insults off as so much ‘fun’? If you can smile at Hillary all day, when once she tried to stab you in the back? If you can knock opponents out the way and not respond with cheap and heavy flack? If you can hear the pollsters latest find and then ignore their gloomy downward trend? And even if they urge you change your mind, you keep your principles and do not bend? If you can claim your action’s not for turning, when offered counter choices, now and then? If you can keep your cool when fires are burning, and hold your head up high from lesser men? If you can keep your feet upon the ground, when politics is heading for the cliff? If you can turn the Ship of State around, then I will praise you to the roof – but only IF! ~

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